Mountains vs Plains Greeting Card - Disgusting Flowers

Some compliments just hit harder. This card is for when love, admiration, or attraction is so overwhelming it completely ruins a perfectly innocent bouquet. Featuring the brutally honest line: “Your beautiful face makes these flowers I got you look fucking disgusting,” this card is ideal for partners, crushes, or anyone who appreciates romance with zero filter. Equal parts unhinged and heartfelt because nothing says affection like insulting flowers that never stood a chance. 🌸💀

Created in Denver, CO back in 2011, Paul Michel's Mountains vs Plains features off-centered, comical, quirky greeting cards that are sure to brighten your day. * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Printed on high quality matte paper * Premium Brown Kraft envelope and plastic sleeve