Mountains vs Plains Greeting Card - Baby Disfigured Monster

For the friend who appreciates brutal honesty over baby talk. This card offers a refreshingly real take on newborns with the line: “Congratulations on your new baby. I can’t wait to come see it after these first few weeks, when they always just look like disfigured little monsters.” Perfect for parents with a dark sense of humor who know that babies get cuter… eventually. Equal parts loving, terrible, and absolutely accurate. 👶😈

Created in Denver, CO back in 2011, Paul Michel's Mountains vs Plains features off-centered, comical, quirky greeting cards that are sure to brighten your day. * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Printed on high quality matte paper * Premium Brown Kraft envelope and plastic sleeve