Mountains vs Plains Greeting Card - Happy Anniversary

Because true love is honesty (and personal space). This card perfectly captures the romance of long-term commitment with the message: “Sometimes when we are in bed, I wish you weren’t there. I wish you were literally anywhere else, and I had the whole bed to myself. Anyway, I love you so much, baby. Happy Anniversary.” Ideal for couples who sleep hot, steal blankets, and somehow still adore each other. Sweet, savage, and painfully relatable. 🛏️❤️

For the couple that says forever and actually means it: dirt, worms, decomposition and all. This romantic (ish) card pulls no punches. A perfect sentiment for that special someone who appreciates dark humor, eternal devotion, and a touch of morbidity.

Created in Denver, CO back in 2011, Paul Michel's Mountains vs Plains features off-centered, comical, quirky greeting cards that are sure to brighten your day. * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Printed on high quality matte paper * Premium Brown Kraft envelope and plastic sleeve