Mountains vs Plains Greeting Card - Birthday Cover My Ass

For the chronically unsure but deeply well-intentioned. This card delivers a refreshingly honest message: “I have pretty much no idea when your birthday is, so I might send you one of these every few weeks just to sort of cover my ass.” Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who knows your heart’s in the right place, even if your calendar isn’t. Thoughtful. Preventative. Slightly unhinged. 🎂😅

Created in Denver, CO back in 2011, Paul Michel's Mountains vs Plains features off-centered, comical, quirky greeting cards that are sure to brighten your day. * 4.25 x 5.5 inches * Printed on high quality matte paper * Premium Brown Kraft envelope and plastic sleeve